I swear I didn't teach her this...
Bailey: (poking Aunt Justy in the chest) I poked your boob!
Justy: That isn't nice. We don't poke people there.
Bailey: (very seriously) Ohhhh!
I will poke MY boob.
Wait! I don't have boobs....
Wait! I do. They are just really tiny.
(shakes head matter-of-factly)
Bailey staring into her play vanity mirror:
"You are so pretty! Bailey, you are pretty. You are beautiful... I love me!"
I pray she keeps thinking this for years and years to come.